ruinedchildhood:

Ariel you whore.

(Source: a-b-r-e-v-i-a-r)

buzzfeed:

Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.

quentinsucks:

ive got a problem and its called older men

Matt Bomer’s Ken Doll Striptease in Magic Mike

(Source: paulywesley)

(Source: 08chevytbguy)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”

(Source: ttimeturner)

maleteen:

my eyebrows are the source of all my power

sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby